For those of you that studied for this stupid test, then this just might be true.
ASVAB PRAYER
Now I set me down to test,
I pray the Lord I do my best,
If I have failed to learn this junk,
I pray the Lord, I will not flunk,
If I should die before the bell
That's one less score she'll have to tell,
But if I do, don't shed a tear
Just put the pencil behind my ear,
Tell Uncle Same I did my best,
And put the ASVAB on my chest,
Amen! Scored high! Like I deserve
And now, my country proud I'll serve.
-Anonymous